Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
I’m finally out of the hospital after my surgery. [insert .GIF of utter joy and ridiculousness]. The surgeon removed a lot more of my intestine than he thought he had to. Some fucked up shit was going on. MY INTESTINES WERE PERFORATED ALL THE WAY TO MY COLON. Jesus, Mary, and Joseph how the hell does that happen?! Anywho, I’m so glad to be home now.